1 00:00:00,274 --> 00:00:04,009 [delicate music] 2 00:00:04,112 --> 00:00:08,180 Ooh, Devereux 3 00:00:08,282 --> 00:00:10,182 Devereux Wigs. 4 00:00:10,284 --> 00:00:14,520 Ooh, Devereux 5 00:00:15,637 --> 00:00:17,103 Devereux Wigs. 6 00:00:17,825 --> 00:00:20,392 Ooh, Devereux 7 00:00:21,192 --> 00:00:23,095 Devereux Wigs. 8 00:00:23,967 --> 00:00:26,468 We guarantee our wigs 9 00:00:26,493 --> 00:00:29,125 aren't made from hair off dead bodies. 10 00:00:29,150 --> 00:00:32,404 Ooh, Devereux 11 00:00:32,992 --> 00:00:36,175 From Rhonda Devereux 12 00:00:42,913 --> 00:00:44,346 I don't like it. 13 00:00:44,599 --> 00:00:45,751 I don't like it at all. 14 00:00:45,853 --> 00:00:48,587 - You don't? - Why not? 15 00:00:48,612 --> 00:00:50,011 Well, let's just cut to the chase. 16 00:00:50,036 --> 00:00:52,696 Why bring up the thing about dead body hair? 17 00:00:52,721 --> 00:00:55,166 Our wigs aren't made with dead body hair. 18 00:00:55,195 --> 00:00:57,541 - Yeah, that's the whole point. - So why bring it up? 19 00:00:57,612 --> 00:00:59,178 Advertising 101. 20 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:01,162 Answer the question before they ask it. 21 00:01:01,187 --> 00:01:02,615 Who's asking that question? 22 00:01:02,740 --> 00:01:04,825 Rhonda, the main reason people 23 00:01:04,850 --> 00:01:06,585 don't buy wigs is because 24 00:01:06,688 --> 00:01:08,954 they're afraid they're made from dead people hair. 25 00:01:09,057 --> 00:01:11,357 But our wigs aren't made from dead people hair. 26 00:01:11,451 --> 00:01:13,467 Yeah, I feel like we're saying the same thing here. 27 00:01:14,562 --> 00:01:16,796 Okay, you don't like the mention of dead people hair. 28 00:01:16,898 --> 00:01:19,115 Fine. We'll look at that. 29 00:01:19,767 --> 00:01:21,033 Is there anything else? 30 00:01:21,135 --> 00:01:24,570 Yeah, that song. Is that you two singing? 31 00:01:24,672 --> 00:01:27,206 [both laugh] 32 00:01:27,308 --> 00:01:28,607 Guilty as charged. 33 00:01:28,710 --> 00:01:31,210 - Yeah, it is. It is. - Oh, okay, okay. 34 00:01:31,312 --> 00:01:33,212 When are you gonna bring in the real singers? 35 00:01:35,149 --> 00:01:39,085 I'm sorry, did you say real singers? 36 00:01:39,187 --> 00:01:41,120 Yeah, real singers. 37 00:01:41,222 --> 00:01:42,555 - [laughs] - Wow. 38 00:01:42,657 --> 00:01:43,656 - I mean... - I mean, like, real singers? 39 00:01:43,758 --> 00:01:45,324 I mean, I'm right here. 40 00:01:45,426 --> 00:01:47,026 I'm listening. I'm going, "What the [bleep]?" 41 00:01:47,128 --> 00:01:48,894 - WTF? - I mean, she's like, 42 00:01:48,996 --> 00:01:51,464 "Real singers," to my face, to your face. 43 00:01:51,566 --> 00:01:53,132 Dumb to my face, you know what I mean? 44 00:01:53,234 --> 00:01:55,301 There is to be absolutely no mention of dead people. 45 00:01:55,403 --> 00:01:57,436 I just want a sexy lady on a sexy horse 46 00:01:57,538 --> 00:02:00,005 and a nice, sexy song... 47 00:02:00,108 --> 00:02:01,841 I mean, that's basically what you got. 48 00:02:01,943 --> 00:02:04,176 Not sung by you two. 49 00:02:09,417 --> 00:02:10,883 [groans] 50 00:02:10,985 --> 00:02:13,190 Next time when they ask you 51 00:02:13,221 --> 00:02:15,421 Where you're from 52 00:02:15,523 --> 00:02:17,223 You gon' say Detroit city 53 00:02:17,325 --> 00:02:21,360 When we get back on our feet, yeah 54 00:02:21,462 --> 00:02:23,332 Synced and corrected by louvette www.addic7ed.com 55 00:02:23,431 --> 00:02:25,096 [phone ringing] 56 00:02:26,407 --> 00:02:28,562 Cramblin Advertising. 57 00:02:29,370 --> 00:02:31,070 No, he went crazy. 58 00:02:31,172 --> 00:02:33,739 Well, mama said there'd be days like this. 59 00:02:33,841 --> 00:02:35,608 I mean, I know I put up a good front in there, 60 00:02:35,710 --> 00:02:38,077 but that "real singers" comment honestly bothered me. 61 00:02:38,179 --> 00:02:40,179 - I had a feeling. - I mean, I almost cried. 62 00:02:40,281 --> 00:02:41,504 You should have. 63 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:43,203 You know, as professional and calm as I seemed in there, 64 00:02:43,305 --> 00:02:44,437 I was actually a little pissed 65 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:46,039 about that dead people hair thing. 66 00:02:46,141 --> 00:02:48,475 Real singers. She asked for real singers. 67 00:02:48,577 --> 00:02:50,410 What does that make us, huh, fake singers? 68 00:02:50,512 --> 00:02:52,612 Hey. You can't just say it to somebody and not expect them 69 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:54,080 to cry in the middle of a business meeting. 70 00:02:54,182 --> 00:02:56,602 You know what we need to do right now? 71 00:02:56,627 --> 00:02:58,451 Go down to the morgue and check the heads for hair? 72 00:02:58,553 --> 00:02:59,486 No. 73 00:02:59,588 --> 00:03:01,187 That is a great idea, though. 74 00:03:01,289 --> 00:03:02,322 But first... 75 00:03:04,226 --> 00:03:09,028 Up next, Tim and Sam, everybody, Tim and Sam. 76 00:03:09,130 --> 00:03:11,731 I know you want to leave me 77 00:03:11,833 --> 00:03:15,401 But I refuse to let you go 78 00:03:15,504 --> 00:03:19,339 If I have to beg and plead for your sympathy 79 00:03:19,441 --> 00:03:23,309 I don't mind 'cause you mean that much to me 80 00:03:23,411 --> 00:03:27,013 Ain't too proud to beg, sweet darling 81 00:03:27,115 --> 00:03:28,848 Please don't leave me, girl 82 00:03:28,950 --> 00:03:30,583 Both: Don't you go 83 00:03:30,685 --> 00:03:34,420 Ain't too proud to plead, baby, baby 84 00:03:34,523 --> 00:03:36,523 Please don't leave me, girl 85 00:03:36,625 --> 00:03:38,725 Both: Don't you go 86 00:03:38,827 --> 00:03:41,160 Now, I've heard a crying man 87 00:03:41,263 --> 00:03:43,029 - Ain't half a man - Half a man 88 00:03:43,131 --> 00:03:45,331 With no sense of pride 89 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:46,566 No sense of pride 90 00:03:46,668 --> 00:03:49,269 If I have to cry to keep you 91 00:03:49,371 --> 00:03:53,540 I don't mind weeping if it'll keep you 92 00:03:53,642 --> 00:03:55,341 Both: By my side! 93 00:03:55,443 --> 00:03:57,010 Ain't too proud to beg, sweet darling 94 00:03:57,112 --> 00:03:59,712 Please don't leave me... 95 00:03:59,814 --> 00:04:01,247 Tim and Sam, everybody! 96 00:04:01,349 --> 00:04:02,849 Give it up for Sam! 97 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:07,487 [cheers and applause] 98 00:04:07,589 --> 00:04:09,422 And Tim. 99 00:04:09,524 --> 00:04:10,590 [crowd murmuring] 100 00:04:10,692 --> 00:04:11,958 Great job, Sam. 101 00:04:12,873 --> 00:04:15,340 - Amazing job, Sam. - Thank you. 102 00:04:15,442 --> 00:04:16,875 Hey, Timmy. 103 00:04:17,475 --> 00:04:20,078 So, Tim, I was thinking 104 00:04:20,181 --> 00:04:22,481 about what Rhonda said, 105 00:04:23,252 --> 00:04:25,502 and I may have come up with a way 106 00:04:25,602 --> 00:04:27,369 to fix the Devereux Wigs jingle. 107 00:04:27,394 --> 00:04:29,165 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 108 00:04:29,518 --> 00:04:31,084 Uh, so I was thinking, 109 00:04:31,186 --> 00:04:35,154 maybe instead of both of us singing the song, 110 00:04:35,257 --> 00:04:36,155 what if I just... 111 00:04:36,258 --> 00:04:37,457 Ladies and gentlemen, 112 00:04:37,559 --> 00:04:39,158 I don't want to put him on the spot, 113 00:04:39,261 --> 00:04:41,261 but we have a legendary singer in the house tonight. 114 00:04:41,363 --> 00:04:42,829 Maybe we can get him on the stage. 115 00:04:42,931 --> 00:04:45,586 Come on, everybody, Freddie "Motown" Brown. 116 00:04:45,611 --> 00:04:47,077 [cheers and applause] 117 00:04:47,102 --> 00:04:49,669 Come on, everybody. Please, Freddie, just one song. 118 00:04:49,771 --> 00:04:51,337 Listen. 119 00:04:51,439 --> 00:04:53,072 Y'all crazy. Y'all crazy. 120 00:04:53,174 --> 00:04:55,575 [cheers and applause] 121 00:04:55,677 --> 00:04:58,611 I ain't getting paid to do this shit. 122 00:04:58,713 --> 00:04:59,849 Hit it. 123 00:05:00,448 --> 00:05:05,885 I came home to an empty house, flowers in my hand 124 00:05:05,987 --> 00:05:12,859 Found my baby, she left town with another man 125 00:05:12,961 --> 00:05:14,794 Oh, I cried 126 00:05:14,896 --> 00:05:16,529 Oh, I cried 127 00:05:16,631 --> 00:05:23,269 I cried an ocean of tears 128 00:05:23,371 --> 00:05:26,706 Yeah 129 00:05:26,808 --> 00:05:29,742 I'm a ship lost at sea 130 00:05:29,844 --> 00:05:33,046 And there's a storm rolling in 131 00:05:33,148 --> 00:05:35,782 Need my baby here with me 132 00:05:35,884 --> 00:05:38,384 What were you saying about Devereux? 133 00:05:38,486 --> 00:05:40,420 Oh, I was gonna say 134 00:05:40,522 --> 00:05:42,822 maybe Freddie "Motown" Brown should sing the jingle. 135 00:05:42,924 --> 00:05:44,023 - Yeah. - Right? 136 00:05:44,125 --> 00:05:45,186 Yeah. 137 00:05:46,061 --> 00:05:47,694 But that's not what you were gonna say. 138 00:05:47,796 --> 00:05:49,329 - Yeah, it was. - No, 'cause you didn't 139 00:05:49,431 --> 00:05:50,630 even know he was here when you started talking. 140 00:05:50,732 --> 00:05:51,631 Come on, man. 141 00:05:51,733 --> 00:05:55,702 Yeah, yeah 142 00:05:55,727 --> 00:05:56,890 - [camera shutter clicks] - Bam. 143 00:05:56,915 --> 00:05:58,648 [laughs] I like that. 144 00:05:58,673 --> 00:05:59,806 Hi. 145 00:05:59,908 --> 00:06:02,175 Can I get a Crown Royal on the rocks 146 00:06:02,277 --> 00:06:04,364 and let me keep that little velvet bag. 147 00:06:05,246 --> 00:06:06,394 Mm-hmm. 148 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:07,644 [clears throat] 149 00:06:08,582 --> 00:06:10,382 You know, "Ocean of Tears" 150 00:06:10,407 --> 00:06:12,449 is my favorite song in the whole world. 151 00:06:12,682 --> 00:06:13,948 Mine too. 152 00:06:13,973 --> 00:06:16,440 [laughs] Ka-ching. 153 00:06:16,465 --> 00:06:18,853 How you doing? Tim Cramblin, Cramblin Advertising. 154 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:22,140 And Sam Duvet, Cramblin-Duvet Advertising. 155 00:06:22,165 --> 00:06:23,798 [laughs] 156 00:06:23,900 --> 00:06:25,666 I'm just kidding. It's just Cramblin Advertising. 157 00:06:25,691 --> 00:06:27,345 - It was my father's company. - Yeah, but he went nuts, 158 00:06:27,370 --> 00:06:29,070 and we took over. 159 00:06:29,172 --> 00:06:30,571 He's my best friend. I'm married to his sister. 160 00:06:30,596 --> 00:06:31,749 - But she's an idiot. - Leave her alone. 161 00:06:31,774 --> 00:06:34,375 - I love her. - [both laugh] 162 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:37,345 Sir, we represent Rhonda Devereux of Devereux Wigs. 163 00:06:37,447 --> 00:06:39,547 We were wondering if you'd be interested in singing a jingle 164 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:42,416 - for one of their commercials. - Mm-mm. 165 00:06:42,518 --> 00:06:44,285 A commercial's just not my thing, you know. 166 00:06:44,387 --> 00:06:45,686 I don't do commercials. 167 00:06:45,788 --> 00:06:47,221 Well, is there anything we could do 168 00:06:47,323 --> 00:06:48,456 to make you change your mind? 169 00:06:48,558 --> 00:06:49,623 No. 170 00:06:50,993 --> 00:06:52,760 But I'll tell you what you can do. 171 00:06:52,862 --> 00:06:54,395 Give me a ride home. 172 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:56,697 - Sure, you got it, Freddie. - Absolutely, sir. 173 00:06:56,799 --> 00:06:57,765 Where do you live? 174 00:06:57,867 --> 00:07:00,134 - Lake Orion. - Oh, wow. 175 00:07:00,236 --> 00:07:01,435 It ain't that far! 176 00:07:01,537 --> 00:07:02,503 No, no, no, it's our pleasure. 177 00:07:02,605 --> 00:07:03,871 It's pretty far. 178 00:07:15,642 --> 00:07:17,642 My dad knows Diana Ross. 179 00:07:20,946 --> 00:07:22,312 Cool. 180 00:07:24,587 --> 00:07:26,282 Come on in, yes, sir. 181 00:07:26,470 --> 00:07:27,936 Welcome, welcome. 182 00:07:28,039 --> 00:07:31,607 - Oh, nice place, Freddie. - Yeah. 183 00:07:31,709 --> 00:07:34,410 I won this place in a card game from the Four Tops. 184 00:07:34,512 --> 00:07:36,945 That's why there's exactly four rooms. 185 00:07:37,048 --> 00:07:39,114 They were living here together like the Ninja Turtles. 186 00:07:39,216 --> 00:07:40,582 The Ninja Turtles live in the sewer. 187 00:07:40,685 --> 00:07:42,175 Yeah, but together. 188 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:44,987 Is this a real gold record, Freddie? 189 00:07:45,089 --> 00:07:47,623 Yes, it is. Got that back in 1968 190 00:07:47,725 --> 00:07:49,258 for "Dancin' on 12th Street." 191 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:50,566 Cool. 192 00:07:50,589 --> 00:07:52,055 Want to see something really cool? 193 00:07:52,235 --> 00:07:53,901 [dreamy music] 194 00:07:53,926 --> 00:07:57,227 - Whoa. - Whoa. 195 00:07:57,329 --> 00:07:58,862 [laughs] Yeah, baby. 196 00:07:58,964 --> 00:08:01,999 These are all the suits I wore back in my Motown days. 197 00:08:02,101 --> 00:08:03,489 Got married in that one. 198 00:08:03,514 --> 00:08:05,780 Got divorced in that one, same day. 199 00:08:05,805 --> 00:08:09,006 This one, Motown 25. 200 00:08:09,108 --> 00:08:12,376 This one, Tom Green pranked me in, made me eat goo. 201 00:08:12,478 --> 00:08:13,864 You just don't do that to people. 202 00:08:13,889 --> 00:08:14,999 Piece of shit. 203 00:08:15,024 --> 00:08:18,025 204 00:08:18,050 --> 00:08:21,618 I know it's rude to ask but... 205 00:08:22,197 --> 00:08:23,674 You want to put the suits on. 206 00:08:23,699 --> 00:08:24,832 Yes, sir, very much so. 207 00:08:24,857 --> 00:08:25,789 208 00:08:25,891 --> 00:08:26,824 [music stops abruptly] 209 00:08:28,490 --> 00:08:30,023 I'll do it if Sam's doing it. 210 00:08:30,048 --> 00:08:32,029 [upbeat soul music] 211 00:08:32,131 --> 00:08:33,497 Keep working. 212 00:08:33,599 --> 00:08:35,432 That's it. Right on the money. 213 00:08:35,534 --> 00:08:37,601 214 00:08:37,703 --> 00:08:39,603 - Look at this. - Check this out. 215 00:08:39,628 --> 00:08:40,627 You can... that's good. 216 00:08:40,652 --> 00:08:43,207 [upbeat soul music continues] 217 00:08:43,309 --> 00:08:49,780 218 00:08:49,805 --> 00:08:51,025 You got it good. 219 00:08:51,050 --> 00:08:52,649 220 00:08:52,751 --> 00:08:55,018 That's you. That's you. This is me. 221 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:57,988 Cheers to Lake Orion. 222 00:08:58,090 --> 00:08:59,156 It's not that far. 223 00:08:59,258 --> 00:09:00,924 It was. It really was. 224 00:09:03,596 --> 00:09:04,962 That's good. 225 00:09:05,064 --> 00:09:07,030 Ooh, look at all those albums. 226 00:09:07,132 --> 00:09:10,000 Yeah, that's my whole career on one wall. 227 00:09:10,102 --> 00:09:12,002 This is my first album. 228 00:09:12,104 --> 00:09:14,892 Tiny Freddie Brown. I'm 12 years old. 229 00:09:14,917 --> 00:09:16,951 If you look way back in the corner, 230 00:09:16,976 --> 00:09:19,810 that's my daddy standing there with a belt in his hand. 231 00:09:20,263 --> 00:09:23,514 This is a Christmas album called "Jingle These Bells." 232 00:09:23,616 --> 00:09:26,583 All the songs are about Santa doing the nasty. 233 00:09:26,685 --> 00:09:28,552 Yeah. Over there, look over there. 234 00:09:28,654 --> 00:09:32,155 That's my alter ego, Astro Freddie and the Aliens. 235 00:09:32,258 --> 00:09:33,490 Really, really trippy. 236 00:09:33,592 --> 00:09:35,123 Scares me to just walk by. 237 00:09:35,148 --> 00:09:36,414 Look at those eyes. 238 00:09:36,439 --> 00:09:37,838 - [ominous musical flourish] - Ugh. 239 00:09:37,863 --> 00:09:39,062 California Raisins, y'all remember that? 240 00:09:39,164 --> 00:09:40,397 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, yeah. 241 00:09:40,499 --> 00:09:41,832 Okay, we did a less racist version 242 00:09:41,934 --> 00:09:43,700 of that called the Milwaukee Peaches. 243 00:09:43,802 --> 00:09:46,336 Needless to say, we didn't sell a lot of those albums. 244 00:09:46,438 --> 00:09:49,373 You know, Freddie, speaking of sales, you know, 245 00:09:49,398 --> 00:09:52,065 we'd pay you to sing the Devereux Wigs ad. 246 00:09:52,244 --> 00:09:54,878 It ain't gonna happen, guys, not today. 247 00:09:54,980 --> 00:09:56,446 The last two ad execs came in here 248 00:09:56,549 --> 00:09:58,382 and tried to convince me to do a commercial, 249 00:09:58,484 --> 00:10:01,718 they took my civil rights anthem 250 00:10:01,820 --> 00:10:04,855 and turned it into a commercial for a damn water park. 251 00:10:04,957 --> 00:10:07,190 They're hosing us down 252 00:10:07,293 --> 00:10:09,126 They're hosing us down 253 00:10:09,228 --> 00:10:12,044 At the Four Bears Water Park 254 00:10:12,069 --> 00:10:14,198 I love that commercial. 255 00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:16,700 256 00:10:16,802 --> 00:10:18,535 Sorry. I'm sorry. 257 00:10:18,637 --> 00:10:20,804 Well, you can't blame us for trying, right, Freddie? 258 00:10:20,906 --> 00:10:22,372 Yeah. 259 00:10:22,474 --> 00:10:24,141 You know, "Ocean of Tears" is the first album 260 00:10:24,243 --> 00:10:26,610 - I ever bought. - And I sold him that album. 261 00:10:26,712 --> 00:10:29,446 I did very well on that deal. 262 00:10:29,548 --> 00:10:31,615 Very well. 263 00:10:31,717 --> 00:10:33,850 264 00:10:33,953 --> 00:10:36,186 - It really is my favorite song. - You know what? 265 00:10:36,288 --> 00:10:37,821 There's really a great story 266 00:10:37,923 --> 00:10:40,290 how I came up with the idea of "Ocean of Tears," 267 00:10:40,392 --> 00:10:41,959 and I love telling it. 268 00:10:42,061 --> 00:10:44,294 Not enough people hear it. Y'all want to hear it? 269 00:10:44,396 --> 00:10:46,863 - Absolutely. - Yes, sir. 270 00:10:46,966 --> 00:10:48,198 Let's do it. 271 00:10:49,268 --> 00:10:50,568 Yeah. 272 00:10:53,739 --> 00:10:55,672 "Ocean of Tears." 273 00:10:55,774 --> 00:10:59,343 You see, boys, it was back in 1965. 274 00:10:59,445 --> 00:11:01,878 I'm on a double billing with Junior Walker 275 00:11:01,981 --> 00:11:03,480 and the All-Stars. 276 00:11:03,590 --> 00:11:06,556 I'm thinking to myself, just out of nowhere, 277 00:11:07,152 --> 00:11:08,787 "What... 278 00:11:09,355 --> 00:11:12,327 "if a man cried so much, 279 00:11:13,593 --> 00:11:14,525 "he cried 280 00:11:14,555 --> 00:11:17,461 and made an ocean of tears?" 281 00:11:20,299 --> 00:11:21,231 Yeah. 282 00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:22,399 Yeah, that's what we figured. 283 00:11:22,501 --> 00:11:23,856 You don't get it. 284 00:11:24,203 --> 00:11:26,406 I'm talking about the man cried... 285 00:11:26,431 --> 00:11:29,148 an ocean made of tears. 286 00:11:29,173 --> 00:11:31,675 That's it.You got it, mm-hmm. 287 00:11:31,777 --> 00:11:33,076 Freddie, I always listen 288 00:11:33,178 --> 00:11:35,579 to that song whenever a girl breaks my heart. 289 00:11:35,681 --> 00:11:37,614 Who's the girl that you wrote that song about? 290 00:11:37,716 --> 00:11:39,783 You know, then I was imagining an ocean. 291 00:11:39,885 --> 00:11:42,753 You got fish. You got shark. 292 00:11:42,855 --> 00:11:44,621 You got whales. 293 00:11:44,723 --> 00:11:48,158 You got shrimp and scuba men, 294 00:11:48,260 --> 00:11:50,494 but, you know, they're not swimming in ocean water. 295 00:11:50,596 --> 00:11:52,462 No, no! 296 00:11:52,564 --> 00:11:54,197 They're swimming in an ocean of... 297 00:11:54,299 --> 00:11:56,166 Tears, we get it. 298 00:11:56,268 --> 00:11:58,769 Exactly. Tears. 299 00:11:58,871 --> 00:12:01,304 - Is that the whole story? - Mm-hmm. 300 00:12:01,407 --> 00:12:03,899 That's the whole story behind ... 301 00:12:04,352 --> 00:12:06,616 "Ocean of Tears." 302 00:12:06,641 --> 00:12:08,278 It's not a very good story, Freddie. 303 00:12:08,380 --> 00:12:09,446 It's not great. 304 00:12:09,548 --> 00:12:12,382 - What? - It's not a good story. 305 00:12:12,484 --> 00:12:15,385 It's not a good... It's not a good story? 306 00:12:15,487 --> 00:12:17,587 Well, [bleep] you, dude. 307 00:12:17,690 --> 00:12:19,990 - Sorry. - Freddie, we really are sorry. 308 00:12:20,092 --> 00:12:22,826 No, I don't want to hear it. Get out! 309 00:12:22,928 --> 00:12:25,395 I told Johnny goddamn Carson the same story. 310 00:12:25,497 --> 00:12:26,730 The man cried. 311 00:12:26,832 --> 00:12:29,232 You two ungrateful son of a bitches 312 00:12:29,334 --> 00:12:30,634 get out of Lake Orion, 313 00:12:30,736 --> 00:12:32,402 and don't you never come back. 314 00:12:32,504 --> 00:12:34,371 - That shouldn't be a problem. - Tim. 315 00:12:34,473 --> 00:12:37,040 Asshole and asshole light. 316 00:12:37,142 --> 00:12:38,208 [door slams] 317 00:12:38,310 --> 00:12:39,309 [car doors slam] 318 00:12:40,879 --> 00:12:42,879 Well, now what? 319 00:12:42,981 --> 00:12:44,548 I just say we go back to Rhonda 320 00:12:44,650 --> 00:12:46,283 and demand we sing the jingle. 321 00:12:46,385 --> 00:12:48,318 We always sing our own jingles. 322 00:12:50,155 --> 00:12:51,243 Tim... 323 00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:54,848 there may be a way to make Rhonda happy 324 00:12:54,926 --> 00:12:57,060 without having to rerecord the jingle. 325 00:12:58,149 --> 00:12:59,162 Yeah? 326 00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:02,967 I don't like it, 327 00:13:03,559 --> 00:13:06,267 and you do a lot of things very well. 328 00:13:06,306 --> 00:13:07,360 Thank you. 329 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:10,673 But... maybe... 330 00:13:10,931 --> 00:13:13,241 instead of both of us singing the jingle... 331 00:13:13,343 --> 00:13:14,331 [screams] 332 00:13:14,356 --> 00:13:15,422 Oh, my God. 333 00:13:15,447 --> 00:13:17,847 [laughs] I changed my mind. 334 00:13:18,376 --> 00:13:20,050 I'm gonna do your commercial. 335 00:13:20,713 --> 00:13:22,946 That's great, Freddie. But why? 336 00:13:22,971 --> 00:13:25,651 You know why, 'cause you are the first people to ever tell me 337 00:13:25,676 --> 00:13:27,830 my "Ocean of Tears" story sucked. 338 00:13:27,971 --> 00:13:29,836 I thought about it, and it does suck. 339 00:13:29,861 --> 00:13:31,961 - Yeah. - It really does. 340 00:13:32,064 --> 00:13:33,763 - Yeah, it does. - I think we were expecting 341 00:13:33,865 --> 00:13:36,066 a story about, like, a really bad breakup you had. 342 00:13:36,168 --> 00:13:37,934 Which is a much better story. 343 00:13:38,036 --> 00:13:40,352 See, you guys are good. 344 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,064 But I want y'all to do me a favor. 345 00:13:42,102 --> 00:13:43,928 - Yeah, sure. - Get your candy asses 346 00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:45,319 in the house and take those damn suits off. 347 00:13:45,344 --> 00:13:46,609 - Yeah, you got it. - Absolutely. 348 00:13:46,634 --> 00:13:47,779 - You got it, bud. - Get the hell in there. 349 00:13:47,804 --> 00:13:48,989 Yeah, yeah. 350 00:13:49,014 --> 00:13:50,547 I want to get my stuff anyway, my wallet. 351 00:13:51,828 --> 00:13:54,265 Okay, ready when you are. 352 00:13:54,392 --> 00:13:55,463 Ooh, Devereux? 353 00:13:55,488 --> 00:13:57,221 Yeah, but kind of do it like, uh... 354 00:13:57,941 --> 00:14:01,014 Ooh, Devereux 355 00:14:02,418 --> 00:14:04,284 That's nice, Sam, really nice. 356 00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:05,352 Thank you. 357 00:14:05,454 --> 00:14:09,623 Ooh, Devereux 358 00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:11,058 That's great. 359 00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:12,392 Maybe put a little something extra on it, 360 00:14:12,417 --> 00:14:14,084 you know, like, like... 361 00:14:14,465 --> 00:14:18,165 Ooh, Devereux 362 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:19,777 Oh, you want me to put some stank on it, huh? 363 00:14:19,802 --> 00:14:21,601 A little bit of stank on it. 364 00:14:21,704 --> 00:14:26,006 Ooh, Devereux 365 00:14:26,108 --> 00:14:28,161 Mm, yeah. 366 00:14:28,186 --> 00:14:30,511 Yeah, also maybe try one like, 367 00:14:30,612 --> 00:14:33,820 Ooh, Devereux 368 00:14:34,950 --> 00:14:36,116 We got it. 369 00:14:36,999 --> 00:14:38,852 Freddie, can we buy you lunch? 370 00:14:38,954 --> 00:14:41,221 No, but you can give me a ride home. 371 00:14:41,246 --> 00:14:42,422 God damn it. 372 00:14:42,524 --> 00:14:44,768 I saw a car in his driveway. 373 00:14:45,237 --> 00:14:46,603 You know what, Sam, you guys go ahead. 374 00:14:46,628 --> 00:14:48,428 - I'll catch up, okay? - Yeah, all right. 375 00:14:56,472 --> 00:14:59,677 Ooh, Devere... Nope. 376 00:15:00,013 --> 00:15:01,099 No. 377 00:15:02,244 --> 00:15:03,389 [clears throat] 378 00:15:04,580 --> 00:15:07,286 [voice cracking] Ooh, Devereux 379 00:15:07,311 --> 00:15:08,611 [voice cracking] 380 00:15:08,850 --> 00:15:10,383 [singing out of tune scales] 381 00:15:10,408 --> 00:15:11,585 There we go. 382 00:15:11,687 --> 00:15:14,921 Ooh, Devereux 383 00:15:15,023 --> 00:15:17,090 Ooh, Devereux 384 00:15:17,192 --> 00:15:19,082 For sure if that guy sings it. 385 00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:22,026 Ooh, Deve... 386 00:15:22,698 --> 00:15:23,563 [screams tunelessly] 387 00:15:23,588 --> 00:15:24,831 Oh, Dev... 388 00:15:25,170 --> 00:15:27,000 Ooh, De... 389 00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:32,606 Ooh, Dev... 390 00:15:32,708 --> 00:15:35,606 Damn it, I can't sing! 391 00:15:36,462 --> 00:15:37,743 [screams] 392 00:15:37,768 --> 00:15:39,012 So we took out all the stuff 393 00:15:39,114 --> 00:15:40,213 about the dead body hair. 394 00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:41,415 - Coward. - Tim. 395 00:15:41,954 --> 00:15:44,618 And we replaced our voices with... 396 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:46,686 Well, let's just see if you can recognize for yourself. 397 00:15:48,590 --> 00:15:51,858 Ooh, Devereux 398 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,326 Devereux Wigs. 399 00:15:53,429 --> 00:15:55,829 Oh, my God. Is that who I think it is? 400 00:15:55,931 --> 00:15:57,964 - It sure is. - Smokey Robinson? 401 00:15:58,066 --> 00:16:00,033 That's actually Freddie "Motown" Brown. 402 00:16:00,135 --> 00:16:02,869 I love him. Now, that's a real singer. 403 00:16:02,971 --> 00:16:04,959 - Oh, Jesus. - Enough! 404 00:16:05,186 --> 00:16:07,859 The problem wasn't with our singing. 405 00:16:08,416 --> 00:16:10,964 The problem was with my singing, 406 00:16:11,547 --> 00:16:16,016 so either Sam sings the ad by himself, or nobody does. 407 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:18,074 Tim, it's all right. 408 00:16:18,197 --> 00:16:19,797 I'm no Freddie "Motown" Brown. 409 00:16:19,822 --> 00:16:21,755 No, Sam, you're right. 410 00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:25,058 You're not. You are twice the singer he is. 411 00:16:26,662 --> 00:16:27,951 Jesus, Tim. 412 00:16:28,497 --> 00:16:30,294 Look, we have other copies of that, so don't worry. 413 00:16:30,319 --> 00:16:32,766 No, we don't. I erased them all. 414 00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:35,035 [snorts] Oh, really? 415 00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:36,570 You erased all the copies. 416 00:16:36,672 --> 00:16:39,206 Yeah, I erased them, so now Sam has to sing the song. 417 00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:40,907 - How? - What do you... how what? 418 00:16:40,932 --> 00:16:43,176 How'd I erase them? I went in the computer. 419 00:16:43,201 --> 00:16:44,911 I hacked into it, and I erased them all, 420 00:16:45,013 --> 00:16:46,880 just like Dr. Robot does. 421 00:16:46,982 --> 00:16:48,248 You mean Mr. Robot. 422 00:16:48,273 --> 00:16:50,173 Shut up, Lea! 423 00:16:51,995 --> 00:16:53,295 Lea, read the card, please. 424 00:16:57,657 --> 00:17:00,492 "We want to apologize for Tim's behavior. 425 00:17:00,696 --> 00:17:03,236 "We assure you, this has never happened before, 426 00:17:03,765 --> 00:17:05,365 and it will never happen again." 427 00:17:05,390 --> 00:17:06,222 Tim. 428 00:17:07,092 --> 00:17:08,847 What's wrong with you? 429 00:17:08,872 --> 00:17:11,364 Why didn't you ever tell me I can't sing? 430 00:17:12,274 --> 00:17:13,785 Because you love singing. 431 00:17:13,810 --> 00:17:15,575 Yeah, but why would you sing with me 432 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,460 if you knew you were better on your own? 433 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,859 Tim, we're a team. 434 00:17:21,216 --> 00:17:23,116 I mean, we do everything together. 435 00:17:23,141 --> 00:17:24,025 [phone ringing] 436 00:17:24,050 --> 00:17:25,872 Cramblin Advertising. 437 00:17:27,022 --> 00:17:28,403 Hello, Mother. 438 00:17:28,713 --> 00:17:31,614 [upbeat music] 439 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:34,218 440 00:17:34,474 --> 00:17:36,474 You know what, you're right. 441 00:17:36,499 --> 00:17:37,867 We are a team. 442 00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:40,832 Tim, where you going? 443 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:42,704 Tim? 444 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:44,828 Tim! 445 00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:47,941 Where is he going? 446 00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,680 Down the elevator. 447 00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:54,071 [upbeat music] 448 00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:57,107 449 00:17:57,354 --> 00:17:59,083 I need you to make me a sign. 450 00:17:59,178 --> 00:18:00,564 I won't make a sign with the words 451 00:18:00,589 --> 00:18:02,523 "dick," "pussy," or "shit." 452 00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:03,780 Please print legibly. 453 00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:06,612 Wait a minute. 454 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,819 What if my name was Dick Pussy? 455 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,220 Is your name Dick Pussy? 456 00:18:10,245 --> 00:18:12,512 For the sake of this argument, yes, it is. 457 00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:15,559 Okay, well, I'll make whatever sign you like, Mr. Pussy. 458 00:18:15,584 --> 00:18:17,284 Oh, please, call me Dick. 459 00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:21,887 I'ma need two signs now... 460 00:18:23,597 --> 00:18:24,782 Please. 461 00:18:24,807 --> 00:18:27,963 Company meeting! Company meeting. 462 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,614 Everyone or just creative? 463 00:18:30,716 --> 00:18:32,849 - Everybody. - Including crew? 464 00:18:32,952 --> 00:18:35,953 Yeah, all three of you. Come on. 465 00:18:36,055 --> 00:18:37,721 Well, we can hear you from here. Just say it. 466 00:18:37,823 --> 00:18:39,856 Yeah, why should we have to move? 467 00:18:39,959 --> 00:18:41,485 Would you just come here, please? 468 00:18:43,028 --> 00:18:44,022 Gee. 469 00:18:44,630 --> 00:18:47,664 Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to inform you 470 00:18:47,766 --> 00:18:50,144 that Cramblin Advertising is now closed. 471 00:18:50,169 --> 00:18:51,735 Tim, what did you do? 472 00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:54,000 You've destroyed everything your father built. 473 00:18:54,025 --> 00:18:56,306 - You're an idiot. - No, none of that. Shut up. 474 00:18:56,408 --> 00:18:58,241 Cramblin Advertising is now closed, 475 00:18:58,344 --> 00:19:01,286 but I'd like to invite you to the grand opening 476 00:19:02,481 --> 00:19:04,114 of Cramblin-Duvet Advertising. 477 00:19:04,216 --> 00:19:05,916 You changed the name. Got it. 478 00:19:06,018 --> 00:19:08,151 - Can I go? - Yes. 479 00:19:08,253 --> 00:19:11,969 Am I gonna have to say all of that when I answer the phone? 480 00:19:11,994 --> 00:19:13,423 Yes, you do, Sheila. 481 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,105 Buddy, you didn't have to do that. 482 00:19:18,130 --> 00:19:20,222 Yeah, Sam, I did. 483 00:19:20,566 --> 00:19:22,099 Because we're a team, 484 00:19:22,201 --> 00:19:23,761 and we do everything together. 485 00:19:24,436 --> 00:19:26,576 Also, I got you this. 486 00:19:26,601 --> 00:19:28,170 _ 487 00:19:30,943 --> 00:19:33,972 Police say there were many, many survivors. 488 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:36,747 In business news, local store 489 00:19:36,849 --> 00:19:39,049 Devereux Wigs was shut down after it was 490 00:19:39,151 --> 00:19:42,352 discovered they were using dead people hair in their wigs. 491 00:19:42,454 --> 00:19:43,736 I knew it! 492 00:19:43,775 --> 00:19:46,108 We go live to consumer watchdog Tanya Stark, 493 00:19:46,210 --> 00:19:47,576 who went down to the morgue today 494 00:19:47,678 --> 00:19:49,111 to check the heads 495 00:19:49,213 --> 00:19:51,080 and found many to be missing their hair. 496 00:19:51,182 --> 00:19:52,481 Both: Should've checked the heads. 497 00:19:52,583 --> 00:19:54,583 - Tanya. - Blonds, brunettes, 498 00:19:54,685 --> 00:19:56,786 redheads, all missing their hair 499 00:19:56,888 --> 00:19:58,354 thanks to a grisly connection 500 00:19:58,456 --> 00:20:01,290 with the glamorous world of Detroit wigs. 501 00:20:01,392 --> 00:20:04,260 Tanya, I have to ask you. Are you wearing a wig? 502 00:20:04,362 --> 00:20:06,207 Why would he have to ask? 503 00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:10,635 Ms. Devereux, does Devereux Wigs use dead people's hair? 504 00:20:10,660 --> 00:20:11,944 No, this is the first 505 00:20:11,969 --> 00:20:13,803 I've heard anything about dead people hair. 506 00:20:13,905 --> 00:20:14,870 Liar! 507 00:20:14,972 --> 00:20:16,205 Why are you running then? 508 00:20:16,307 --> 00:20:17,840 Ms. Devereux! Ms. Devereux! 509 00:20:17,942 --> 00:20:19,708 - Oh, she ditches the cooler. - Check the cooler. 510 00:20:19,811 --> 00:20:21,610 Oh, you know, I think Tanya is wearing a wig. 511 00:20:21,712 --> 00:20:23,145 Oh, she's about to whup her ass. 512 00:20:23,247 --> 00:20:25,347 Dead people hair. So great. 513 00:20:25,449 --> 00:20:27,183 Very, very funny. 514 00:20:27,596 --> 00:20:29,596 Synced and corrected by louvette www.addic7ed.com 515 00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:34,196 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0